Kaha the Kea

{Craig Smith}

Kaha the kea was flying around
gnawed on my belt and my tousers fell down
I was upset, my bare bottom was getting wet
But Kaha the kea just laughed

Kea aha ha ha ha

Kaha the kea was flying to school
flashing her colours and trying to look cool
all of her friends said "you look like a fool"
but Kaha the kea just laughed

Kea aha ha ha ha

Kaha the kea liked shiny things
and landed on mums shoulders and grabbed her earings
mother yelled out "oh you cheeky thing"
but Kaha the kea just luaghed

Kea aha ha ha ha

Kaha the kea flew very far
and ripped all the rubber from the windows of our car
Dad yelled out "you naughty kea"
But Kaha the kea just laughed

Kea aha ha ha ha

You'll never catch me
I'm so cheeky
I'm too clever