I'm the laziest mo fo around,
i get up in the morning just so i can lay down
Some people think it's terrible, that I am a slouch
and i'd put em right if only i could get up ofa the couch

Chorus;

I get up, just so i can lay down
Yeah , I get up, just so i can lay down

Now i love work, i could watch it all day
but i'd rather find a nice beach and just waiste the days away
and i know that's probably what you want to do too
but you've made your bed and if i can I'll lie in that too yeah...

Chorus';

Instrumental

Now i know that we need jobs so we can survive
but i don't have the ambition or the drive
to work my arse off just to pay the man
i'd rather get drunk with friends just because i can

Chorus;

My idea of work is playing this guitar
you may not think that that'll take me very far
but i don't care i'm happy, honestly
to let my hedonistic tendancies get the better of me

Chorus;
Yeah , I get up, just so i can lay down

Instrumental;

Yeah , I get up, just so i can lay down